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Smooth Paddling along the Green River
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Down the Green River

Getting There

The Green River cuts roughly a 408-mile vertical path through Eastern Utah. Moab, located about 30 miles from the Colorado border near Arches National Park, is the popular starting point for canoers doing the lower reaches of the Green River. Major airlines serve Salt Lake City, a four-hour drive northwest of Moab. Alpine Air offers commuter service from Salt Lake to Moab. Rental cars are available in Moab.
Grand Junction, Colorado is a two-and-a-half hour drive away, but the choice of airlines is limited.

Lodging

Moab is a favorite outdoor destination of mountain bikers, boaters, campers, rock climbers, canoers, off-road-vehicles enthusiasts, and the Winnebago crowd. The town offers a variety of lodging options.

Packing Tips

Desert weather is capricious, especially in spring. Bring rain gear and all-weather clothing; temperatures can range from 70 degrees during the day to the 30's at night. Snow is not unheard of. A good first-aid kit is a must. The extra-cautious may want to tote a cellular phone in case of an emergency. You'll need sandals or some type of waterproof footwear. A pair of gloves (fingerless bicycle gloves will do) come in handy for paddling and wood gathering. A portable camp chair doubles nicely as a canoe seat: Your behind will thank you for being so thoughtful.

A map, preferably waterproof, is a necessity. Belknap's Canyonlands River Guide served us well and can be found in many Moab bookstores. For campfire reading, Edward Abbey (the late curmudgeonly novelist/essayist who once worked as a ranger in Arches National Park) is apropos. His Desert Solitaire and Down the River are both set in the canyonlands.

 

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Mid-afternoon in the barren, blistered desert of southern Utah. My older brother, Bill - the history scholar of the family - has just re-expressed his opinion that this isn't really such a godawful, Godforsaken place. Who knows? The Paleo-Indians who inhabited these primordial canyons and washes might have been pretty happy-go-lucky folks, living in a kind of Rock Garden of Eden.

"Sometimes I think we have a misperception of primitive man," Bill says to me, as we pause during a day-long hike to munch oranges and trail mix. "Maybe life wasn't this constant day-to-day struggle for survival."

We are sprawled on a picnic-table-size slab of rock, content as lizards, soaking up the sun and the solitude. The parallel walls of Trin Alcove Canyon, which stand no more than 20 feet apart at this particular bottleneck, poke toward the baby-blue sky, enveloping us in a corridor of stone that twists and turns as far as the eye can see.

We have the world to ourselves. A world seemingly frozen in its temporal tracks at about 1 million BC. The nearest signs of civilization - providing you consider video stores and car washes and Butch Cassidy's King World Water Ride the trappings of an advanced society - lie some 40 miles away in the small tourist town of Moab. The nearest means of transportation - namely, our aluminum whale of a rental canoe - is beached on a sandy lip of the Green River about a three-hour walk due east.

Some folks' notion of a dream vacation is lots of golf and lots of frosty drinks with umbrella swizzle sticks. My brother and I prefer a week of eye-popping isolation and semi-deprivation. This is Bill's third foray down the Green River: a 50th birthday present from his wife. This is my first trip: a no-special-occasion gift to myself. I am anxious to see first-hand the famous, flame-broiled canyonlands of Utah. They're hot news of late, emblematic of the ecological tug o' war going on all over the West.

Local control versus federal authority. Short-term prosperity versus long-term preservation of the natural beauty. The political-debate resounds in Washington, D.C., my adopted home. Legislation floating around Capitol Hill aims to redefine, if not eliminate, the government's role in public land management. One bill being pushed by Utah's four-man Congressional delegation seeks to reduce by nearly half the 3.2 million acres of federally designated wilderness in the state that is currently off limits to development, while opening up another 19 million acres of semi-protected land to commercial and heavy-recreation use. Conservationists claim the policy changes would destroy Utah's unique canyonlands. They insist companies are itching to get at the coal and mineral deposits buried beneath these other-worldly red-rock formations.

However, we've flown across country to try and forget about politics - and everything else. Jobs, money, hair-loss, Howard Stern. Whatever. Canoeing and hiking the Green River presents the opportunity to lose one's self mentally - and, at times, physically - in a wild, untrammeled place; a grand-scale sort of place that has a way of making people feel refreshingly pipsqueakish. Humility National Park.

Bill and I chose an early spring paddle to insure privacy. In eight days on the river, which cuts roughly a 320-mile vertical path through eastern Utah, we will briefly cross paths with only two other canoe parties. A quick glance at our map conveys how far afoot this is from Main Street America, what with the preponderance of exotic monikers such as Hell Roaring Canyon, Pucker Pass, Bull Bottom and Dead Horse Point. But remoteness has its price. We must pack in all our food, first aid supplies and water (25 gallons stored in five, hard-plastic bladders) - and pack out all our waste (including the human variety, which we are dutifully depositing in a metal porta-potty that resembles a stagecoach strongbox).

While the canyonlands isn't hostile terrain, it allows little margin for error. There are no riverside phone booths, no network of access roads. Break a leg or burst an appendix and you either crawl/paddle until you bump into a good Samaritan (which could take days) or resign yourself to becoming a gourmet dinner for buzzards and worms. Furthermore, we are doing a relatively placid part of the Green River known as Labyrinth Canyon, not far north of Canyonlands National Park. Although the waters don't run deep here, they do run awfully cold. The water temperature is a hypothermic 40 degrees when we put in. Hardly ideal capsizing conditions.

Nonetheless, Bill Schroeder, the local river rat who drives us from the canoe-rental office in Moab to our launch location about 30 miles northwest of town, offered this piece of unsolicited advice."You should satisfy your curiosity," he said. "That's why we have people come EVERY year. There's a million places to check out."

Our plan called for covering about 50 miles of river, but without the hassle of being tied to a fixed itinerary. We paddled as little as two miles a day and as many as 17. If we spotted an ideal campsite and our arms felt sandbag heavy from stroking, we'd knock off. If the map indicated a petroglyph site or abandoned uranium mine somewhere up ahead that was worth seeing, we'd push on.

After finishing our six-hour hike through Trin Alcove Canyon, which dead-ended in a rocky cul-de-sac, Bill and I camp on an elevated patch of ground several hundred yards from the river. We pitch our nylon-domed tent at the base of a concave canyon wall. Its band-shell shape offers protection from the rain, but nothing can stop a determined desert wind. As we start preparing dinner, a dust devil kicks up. Our tent momentarily levitates, then gets twirled cockeyed. Sand pelts our faces. The invisible storm scatters our lighter gear. But as quickly as trouble blew in, it moves on. We restake the tent, whip up a cheese-and-broccoli casserole, heat some tea, and stretch out before a blazing wood-scrap fire.

"It's interesting," says Bill."We just spent an entire day in a landscape untouched by human beings. It's just like it was thousands of years ago."

It certainly appears the sky hasn't changed much. Desert stars by the hundreds glint like freshly polished silver. Venus shines as bright as a next door neighbor's porch light. It's a planetarium-perfect celestial show. No wonder the Green River's unspoiled ambiance has garnered rave reviews over the years.


Published: 29 Apr 2002 | Last Updated: 8 Nov 2011
Details mentioned in this article were accurate at the time of publication
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